Title: Conversations: Who Gets To Be On Top?

Author: Ashterah

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Edward talking

Allen talking

Edward Elric vs Allen Walker

What now?

You're asking me?

I have never done this before.

Me neither.

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This is awkward.

That's one way to describe the situation.

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You have a pervert for a master. He must have taught you something.

If you count the noises coming from his room at night as lessons.

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Shit. I think I'm scarred for life.

You're not even there. Imagine what I have to go through.

You will forever have my sympathy. Wait a minute, we are getting off topic.

...Lavi gave me some suggestions.

You asked Lavi?!

I didn't! He just started talking about it, said something about teaching me the ways of the world.

That's another way of saying he wants to corrupt you.

Oh.

He's going to pay.

Later... Since I'm the more knowledgeable one, does this make me the seme and you the uke?

Seme? Uke? What's that?

Seme is the "man" of the is the "woman".

They have names?!

According to Lavi...

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I want to be seme.

But you're the smaller one. Ukes are usually shorter.

I'm not short!

Sorry.

Anyway, attitude-wise, you are too soft to be seme.

Doesn't that mean I will be gentle when I put it inside you?

Eh?!

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We're getting nowhere. How about a game?

I like that. Whoever wins is seme. So what game are we playing?

Poker?

Are you kidding me? We are not exactly virtuous when we play poker.

Then how are going to decide on this?

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Rock-Paper-Scissors?

That could work...

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Edward talking

Kanda talking

Edward Elric vs Kanda Yu

Hey.

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Stop pretending to be Krory for a moment, will you?

What the hell is your problem?

Don't you dare get all grumpy on me.

You're being a bitch. I have every right to be pissed.

Shut up, bastard.

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Why are you between my legs?

Tch. You're supposed to be a prodigy.

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Ah!

So that's a sensitive spot.

Damn it, don't distract me!

I'll make it easier for you: ...

I already know that.

Then why do you have to ask?

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Just give in.

No!

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Because I am going to be seme!

Not a chance in hell.

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And "Seme"? Did the rabbit tell you that?

Allen did.

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I'll be damned.

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Did you say something?

You're hearing things.

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On your stomach. Now.

I already said no!

Don't try my patience, squirt.

Who are you calling so short that he can't be on top?!

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That's it!

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Cheating jerk!

There are no rules to begin with.

Knock it off!

Fine. You want to know why you can't be seme? First of all, I'm older than you. Second, you have a smaller body...

I said I'm not short!

I'm not yet finished. Lastly, I can easily overpower you.

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We will see about that.

You little shit...

Argh!

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Scenario three

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Edward talking

Lavi talking

Edward Elric vs Lavi

Your room or mine?

My room.

Alright!

Don't carry me,you dolt!

Its customary for the groom to carry the bride.

Bride?!

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Oh the humiliation...

You're embarassed. So cute.

I'm not cute! Cute is used for small things!

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You are as red as a tomato now!

You will not tell this to anyone.

I swear upon my honor.

Do you even have one to begin with?

Touche'...

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The bed is waiting, love.

Geez. You sound like a pervert.

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What the hell?!

He he he...

You pinched my butt!

Can't help it. With such a sexy ass, who could resist?

I don't even want to know how long you have been thinking of doing that.

Since the day I saw you in those leather pants.

I said I did not want to know!

So fun to tease...

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Um...

What is it?

I was just wondering.

Hm?

Would you let me be seme?

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Sorry, no can do.

Why?!

Think of it this way: I'm the wiser one, you could learn a lot. And between us, I'm more fit to be seme.

Even if I beg?

As kinky as that sounds, I have to refuse.

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Do you really want to be seme that much? you can be next time.

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Silence means yes.

Wait!

Less talking, more kissing... and touching... and moaning... and gasping... You know the rest!

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